Monday, 18 June 2012

Fat Woman and the pigeon

Fat Woman is a foodie. A low-calorie foodie who is concious of carbs but still a foodie. Personal Trainer shoots. Early on their relationship Personal Trainer brought Fat Woman a brace of pheasants. The pheasants were beautifully prepared by Personal Trainer, skinned and gutted with all the shot removed. Personal Trainer even triple-bagged the birds, meaning that Fat Woman only got a little pool of blood at the bottom of her gym locker. Fat Woman was extremely impressed with the quality of the birds. They made a fabulous casserole. In fact, they were the best pheasant Fat Woman can remember eating.

The pheasant season is over, but Personal Trainer promised Fat Woman some pigeon. Personal Trainer did actually go as far as shooting and preparing two pigeon breasts, but they got eaten before he could take them to Fat Woman.

Today Fat Woman was working very hard, so she had little breath to talk. However Fat Woman did manage to say in an enquiring tone: "Where's my pigeon?"

Personal Trainer replied: "In the tree at home, keeping fresh."

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