Fat Woman is having a weekend away. Thin Husband has declined to accompany Fat Woman because Fat Woman is on a course and is busy from 9am to 5pm.
When Fat Woman found herself alone in a strange city on Saturday evening what did she do? Did Fat Woman try a new restaurant, go to a club or a gig or even visit a bar? No, Fat Woman went to the gym and then cooked herself a healthy stir fry for dinner and quinoa for the next day.
Fat Woman got self catering accommodation specifically so she could go to the gym and cook quinoa.
Fat Woman is a sad old health freak and a billy-no-mates to boot.