The dialogue in these books is sparkling:
"Personal Trainer" cried Simba. "I haven't seen you for so long!"Fat Woman hopes that Personal Trainer appreciates the book as much as she thinks he might. Fat Woman knows that Personal Trainer appreciates customised gifts as her Christmas present from him was a bag for her boxing gloves stamped "Sponsored by Personal Trainer Inc".
"Hello, Simba!" said Personal Trainer. "I've missed you!"
Fat Woman is not too worried about how Personal Trainer will take the gift of a child's book as she is making him the Ultimate Chocolate Cake again and everything else will pale in comparison.